What the hell is going on?
Just because I’ve started to scratch a bit more than usual, does not give the green light for the big dogs to give me a bath. A bath at my age!
I’m a dog and I like to scratch, I love a good scratch, and I love smelling like a dog rather than some dreadful sweet smelling flower.
So there I was smelling and scratching like a normal dog when out of the blue I was put into a warm bath up to my ankles and rubbed all over with some bubbly stuff. Then it was massaged in and then I was sprayed with warm water and then rubbed all over with a nasty rough towel and then made to suffer blasts of hot hair – some of which went right up my f***y.
I ask you what an absolute outrage. Bad enough to be subject to being washed and made to smell like a big dog, but to have warm air blasted up your ***** is just not on.
I shall get my own back. I’ll never forget that hot air.


I really have enjoyed reading your posts. My dog lost her sight a few months ago and we’re still adjusting – but your humor is good for this fretful Mommie.
Hi there
Thanks for your kind words. We rescued Bella about 18 months ago from the Dogs Trust. She was blind and a little run down. She has such personality that I can’t imagine the fun she must have created when sighted. She is getting very old now and we are preparing ourselves for when she will leave us. We understand how fretul you can get – the only comfort I can provide is that Bella is having a great last few years and that will be a everylasting joy to us, and it will be the same for you and the dog you love so much. Every Blessing Chris and Vicki