This is Molly when someone mentions food
This is Smudge - she frightens rats just by looking at them!
This is Jaffa who has no balls hence his name - after seedless oranges
And this is me. Probably the finest example of a blind dog with attitude in the world.
Well some of you will have noticed that the big old dog has failed to put up a new post for few days.
His excuse is that he’s been busy with some copywriting excuse – something about a speech for a dentist and having to see someone called Fat Bob.
You know he does talk total bollocks sometimes!
Well my lovely mum has been really busy and taken some great new pics of me and the other animals which I have arranged to put for you all to see. Now I’m the really pretty one and Molly I think looks OK, but the cats just look silly and they smell really bad.
Mind you I’ve been smelling really bad over the weekend as I’ve had the usual upset tum which gave me the good old exploding bum. You know it’s very hard to be dignified when you are having a serious out of body experience and all you can hear is the big old dog making a right fuss.
The good news is that I’m a lot better today and able to bark and be a bit of a nusience.
Hopefully it will be quiet week with plenty of free time top be lazy and sleepy. I could do with a week of doing absolutely nothing - just like normal!
